Do you guys want a stunning piece of information? Sure. I'd love that. Yesterday I had a call from one Jason Bishop. That's stunning. He called you. Of course he needed something. He called you. He called. He needed a pick or something. That is shocking news. A pick? No, no, no. I already paid him $100 for a survivor. I think I might send in a pick anyway, but it seems like it's meaningless. It's dumb. Yeah, it's dumb. I mean, he sends out his all caps email to remind you that this week, because of Thanksgiving, get your picks in by Wednesday. Shocker, JP paid him like within 10 minutes, and I paid him like six hours later. because I really didn't want to pay him, but I, even though I'm afraid you might not put in the parlay.

You'll forget about it. I got it covered. It's all good. Um, Jason agreed to do a speech at Salisbury. What? Apparently Salisbury has an anniversary or something. Okay.

And he called me, he's like, do you have pictures of the show, like the show's history?

Yeah.

Like the ones that I used for my book.

And he agreed to do like a slideshow presentation.

Powerpoint.

There's nothing about tech.

About the show, I guess.

Hold on, for who?

Salisbury, his college.

I know, for what?

Like a class?

I think he said it was the anniversary of Salisbury.

He told like it.

I don't know.

I didn't jot down the details.

But did Salisbury, is Salisbury turning 100? Who, Jason? Yeah. Did he get overtaken by an alien while he's been gone? Are you kidding? You want me, hey, do you want me to call him? That's the most bizarre thing. You want me to call him? Is he a pod person? Hold on a sudden. It's their 100th anniversary. Okay, so he did say that. Who cares?

So they're going to celebrate the 100th anniversary.

Yeah. And I guess they're bringing in their silly alums. They're bringing in their heavy hitters. They asked him to do a presentation. Is Dan Quinn going to? He said it's in the spring. Okay. So he's got months to prepare. This is a guy that even if he does an event at someone's house, he has to get hammered to do it. This is a shocking update.

What? months to prepare. This is a guy that even if he does an event at someone's house, he has to get hammered to do it.

This is a shocking update.

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