I hear it.

I hear the song.

I have no memory of how I got here.

Like, in this room?

Well, don't interrupt him.

Sorry.

The thing you're saying, Hayes, is so self-explanatory.

There's almost no question anyone could ask.

But Jason, go ahead.

You had something to say?

No, no, no.

There's no question.

How I got in this room, I mean, I remember, like, I remember being asked what my, what on-camera beverage I wanted, and I said black coffee. Mm-hmm. And before that, I remember what I had for dinner last night. Wow. Mm-hmm. And in between? The whole space in between is not.

You were checking your watch?

Yeah, it's a nice watch. It was checking it because there was a whole day that happened today, and you don't recall any of that. I got to have to dig your word for it because I don't remember one single thing. Mm-hmm. So when I say like how I got here, I mean like I'm extend that back to dinner last night.

What'd you have for dinner last night? Porage. For dinner. Porage for dinner, yeah. I like breakfast for dinner. That was my wedding. We had breakfast for dinner. Your wedding was breakfast for dinner. Wow. That was the food. tried to be as unconventional as possible and we like breakfast any time of day. Some people travel a long way, you know. And they got breakfast, yeah. They got cereal bar. They're expecting kind of like a special. No, they were expecting to come to my wedding, and they were lucky to be there. Wow. And where did we do the wedding? Was it at a, it was in Napa Valley? Okay.

Yeah. I was going to guess that you did it on like an episode of Watch What Happens Live or something.

Okay. But that would be interesting. That would be, because you're trying to do something unexpected in a way.

So like, you know, to have Andy Cohen be our officiates.

He would say, I mix the different cereals.

Yeah.

And I'll take like the Captain Crunching Ways and Grans from Lucky Charms.

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