Jason Benetti Takes All the Jobs – March 4, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 164 minutes
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Summary
- Voice of the Detroit Tigers skipping Sunday nights, RIP Lou Holtz, Atlanta Hawks strip club night, Billy Idol used crack to kick heroin, Valerie Bertnelli gets naked, Lauren Sanchez fake cries, and school shooter father Colin Gray convicted.
- RIP Lou Holtz. Ryan Day never found him.
- Bet on the end of the world through Polymarket.
- There is still nothing new about Nancy Guthrie.
- Mickey Redmond returns to the booth tonight after a health battle. Good News: His grandson’s GoFundMe has reached it’s $60K goal. Bad News: Someone donated $1,003.00 and Drew is no longer the top donor.
- Jason Benetti has a new gig to go along with his other 12 jobs. Nobody knows how the hell we’ll watch the Detroit Tigers on TV now.
- Billy Idol went on Club Random, but Bill Maher was a little too stoned for the interview. Since Maher forgot to plug it… check out Billy’s upcoming documentary.
- The Atlanta Hawks are having a special strip club night promotion. Luke Kornet is shaming sex workers.
- Ron Duguay is battling colon cancer. His GoFundMe is poppin’.
- MTV is finished with The Jersey Shore. Snooki has cancer.
- Demi Lovato is not happy that she nailed Wilmer Valderrama 10 years ago.
- Andy Dick appeared on Howie Mandel’s podcast. Andy’s brain has holes.
- Justin Timberlake does NOT want his DUI body cam released. He must have been plowed and crying.
- The Beckhams extend an olive branch to Brooklyn on his 27th birthday.
- Lauren Sanchez got to be a guest on The Today Show. This time to hock her crappy children’s book.
- Valerie Bertinelli popped off to People Magazine. She’s posing nude at 65.
- Kevin McGonigle is really good at baseball. Max Clark needs to drop chain and catch the ball.
- Colin Gray is paying for his actions and those of his son in the 2024 Apalachee High School shooting.
- Are truant officers really a thing?
- Drew continues to talk about a certain documentary for some reason.
- Tom Mazawey is really upset about not being on the show last week.
- Merch is still available. Buy it before it’s gone.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)
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| 1:04.4 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 1:06.9 | I like to know where Lou Holtz is right now. |
| 1:10.0 | He died. |
| 1:10.8 | Sad. Sad. Do Lou Holtz die? You didn't know he died? No, I didn't know. Well, Ryan Day didn't know either. He wants to know where he is. I think he's at the morgue. I mean, did he just die this morning? Did today, yeah. Eighty-nine. He's been in hospice for a while. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, gone too soon. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, I don't know. We could have used more years of Lou Holtz. I'm kind of amazed he made it to 89. I'm kind of amazed he beat Lee Corso. Yeah. He's just so slight. I love Lou Holtz. Lee Corso |
| 1:42.8 | win any money |
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