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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Jason Bateman

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.668.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2018

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Jason Bateman (Arrested Development, Silver Spoons, Juno, Ozark) is an American actor, director, producer and longtime friend of the Armchair Expert. Jason sits down with Dax to discuss tales of sobriety, parenthood and the formula for a deadpan delivery. Jason reveals his many idiosyncrasies and Dax credits Jason for proposing to Kristen. The two of them chat about their mutual ex-scumbaggery, they reminisce on Dax's nude scene in This is Where I Leave You and Dax defends his unique style of wiping his butt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

I'm D'ak Shepard. I just took a very deep medicinal cleansing breath.

0:15.0

It's very guttural sounding. It was I got down to my cockles and and my coccyx and I got and I and I just cleansed and go ahead if you're in your car or you're on a treadmill

0:28.1

take a nice deep breath because this is gonna be an enjoyable ride.

0:33.4

Doozy.

0:35.2

But before we tell you about our guests,

0:36.9

I just want to for a second, just say

0:39.2

how much fun we had in Texas.

0:41.8

Oh, oh my goodness. It was so special. It was really special.

0:48.2

Austin and Dallas. They were so fun. The crowds were so so fun. It, so, I don't know, humbling to see all the arm cherries gathered and they're all nice people.

0:58.9

Ever, not one of them is mean. No one threw a tomato at me or anything like that nope they went

1:05.0

bonkers when Monica came out it was so exciting and and you well whatever they

1:10.4

had to do that and then a guy had a sign that was in love with Monica and he was a baby. He was like a six foot four babe

1:17.8

He was a babe he was a babe and he made he took a jab at, which was a very alpha move.

1:23.4

So I really appreciated that.

1:24.6

You really respected him for that.

1:26.2

I did, because the sign said, I love Monica

1:29.3

the way Dax loves bragging about having an anthropology degree.

1:33.8

I added the word bragging, but that was the gist of what he said.

1:36.4

It was, I love Monica as much as Dax likes talking about his anthropology degree.

1:42.1

Yeah, so smooth move, X-Lax.

1:44.4

It was good.

1:45.4

Yeah.

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