Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Thank you. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that nervy of me?

The other day, I was alone at lunch enjoying the view,

when a man I never met before came next to me and knelt down on the floor and told me what I needed to do in order to break through and mingle

with the well to do as I perused my menu and when I decided on the filet mignon I turned to the gentleman

on his knee before he could carry on.

And I said, you know, I've never been one to be told what to do.

After all, it's a lot more fun to be on the run.

I've always been wild at heart.

And then I vomited on his shoe.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio?

Hey, church. No shade, no pink lemonade.

We got one of my favorite guests here with us today.

She is H-E-R-E-Bitch.

She is here. Her viral moments are a work of art like Enda-E-R-E-Bitch. She is here.

Her viral moments are a work of art, like And A-O-P and that part.

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