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Collie's 10 minute pod

Jarrett Campbell & Danny Martinello | The Colum Tyrrell Podcast | Ep. 124

Collie's 10 minute pod

Colum Tyrrell

Comedy

4.8599 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes the hosts of the Dude Buddy Podcast, Jarrett Campbell & Danny Martinello. Give them a follow at  @dudebuddypodcast  The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more. Join the 1008 https://www.patreon.com/columtyrrell LIVE STAND-UP DATES: https://linktr.ee/columtyrrell Follow Colum on social media here: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/columtyrrell Twitter - https://twitter.com/columtyrrell

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0:00.0

Yo, what's up, everybody? It's a Columtero podcast. New episode with the fellas. This is the

0:06.2

great replacement. Yeah. That's what they thought. It's the immigrant series. That's it,

0:12.7

this is what they built a wall to stop the fellas. Yeah, but we just came in. We went under.

0:17.0

We went under. We went reversed through the Underground Railroad. We came back.

0:22.4

That's so far. I wonder how many people in Mexico were just like, oh, well, we'll just build like diggers that go under the wall.

0:29.3

Oh, yeah, man. They've been doing that. They've been tunneling for sure.

0:32.7

Is that what happened to the tunnels? That's where they all, they reference at the back.

0:37.4

Yeah, you got to get, yeah. That's where they reference the back. Yeah, you got to get, that's where they reference the back from the, you gotta get creative. Yeah, they were launching them over with catapults at first. That's how the cartel was shooting the weed over. Like a Viking funeral situation where they just balloon shit too. Is that a Viking funeral or am I getting confused? No, Viking funerals where they put them out there and then they fire it with the arrows and set it on fire. Set you on fire, yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of the Fear and Loading in Las Vegas. What's his name? Fear and Loading. Hunter S. Thompson. Hunter S. Thompson. He got himself fired from a cannon. That's right. That's right. That's where, not a Viking funeral. That was a Viking funeral. Hey. Hey. Boo-ya. What's the name of your pod, fellas? Dude Buddy Podcast. The dude buddy podcast. Dude Buddy Podcast. Available everywhere to get pods. Everywhere you get pods, baby. Well, you're in luck because the few, the few, the humble couple of thousand downloads this pod will get. They obviously like silly accents. Oh yeah. And not like in the, as I were done to do impressions of Africans. I don't think of that. The three of us sitting together must sound so goofy.

1:46.4

And we do have kind of like everybody always keeps on saying. We have a little bit of an Irish twang. Do you? Yeah, me and Jared is. You guys are so Canadian. Oh, for sure. Have you ever met somebody from Newfoundland, though? If you talk to like a Newfee when they're really drunk,

1:42.3

they actually do sound quite Irish.

1:44.2

I want to go there.

1:45.1

Anyone who is on the island,

1:47.0

is Newfoundland Island? though? If you talked like a Newfee when they're really drunk, they actually do sound quite Irish.

2:00.3

I want to go there. Anyone who is on the island, is Newfoundlandland Island? It is. They're called the Rock. The Rock. Yeah, because Ryan Longdale shows the last summer. I want to go out. We got some good buddies there. I'll hook you up. Let's figure it out. Anyone in Canada who loves Irish people, let me know. Dude, that whole East Coast is just they just love to drink and have a good time.

2:19.4

Yeah, because it was all settled by Irish and then Scottish too. They're a fun bunch. Good comedy shows out there, man. Yeah, good people. They're not angry drunks. No, they're happy drunks. The kind of ones where you go, oh, you're a little too nice to be drunk, what are you doing? Are we trying to wear my skin or what?

2:15.4

Yeah.

2:16.4

But so if you're saying they're even by Canadian standards, they're nice.

2:19.7

They're very nice.

2:20.0

Yeah. But so if you're saying they're even by Canadian standards, they're nice. They're very

2:37.7

nice. Yeah. They're super nice. They're the kind of guys where you'd be like, like when I first went out to Halifax or whatever, I was like walking around. The guy's like, oh, you look, you're new here. And I go, yeah, I'm just checking out the city.

2:31.6

He goes, well, where were you trying to go?

2:32.7

And I was trying to go to a bookstore.

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