Jarren’s Outpost: EE #5 The Vault

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🗓️ 22 February 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Against all odds the plan has worked. Perri, Piss, and Leo have made their way into Eaton's keep and up to the vault. Leo attempts to convince Perriwinkle of his allegiance to the cause, Perri makes some hard decisions when it comes to fighting shadow people and Piss eats a bunch of pickled eggs. He is also locked in Damien Eaton's vault against his will and stripped of his clothes and possessions and left to die.

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0:00.0	Jaron's Outpost is a bustling city located in the nation of Goldcrest.
0:05.6	A nation that nobody cared about until the king was slain by a bunch of adventurers.
0:10.1	Unfortunately, adventurers did what adventurers do, and they didn't think of the consequences,
0:14.9	a killer and a powerful tyrant, and they promptly left the citizens of Goldcrest to figure it out for themselves.
0:20.8	For now, Jaron's Outpost is a melting pot of religions, criminals, politics, and paranoia,
0:26.7	with everyone keeping everyone else in check.
0:29.2	But all that's about to change.
0:31.7	Welcome to the enhanced edition of Jaron's Outpost.
0:37.2	All right, I'll head back to the cop shop then.
0:39.4	That's the name of the place. Cops aren't a thing, but it's called the cop shop.
0:43.0	No, it's the cup shop, because it's C-O-P-P-E, like the old cop shop.
0:47.5	The cop-e is shoppy.
0:49.1	Did you got to cop it?
0:50.0	The shop will you cop the law.
0:51.3	You all reconvene at the cop shop? Did I do anything with the dwarves? Oh, right.
0:54.9	Fuck.
0:55.2	Sorry.
0:56.2	It went swimmingly, good.
0:58.2	It was great.
0:58.9	You're best of friends.
1:00.1	Half, thank you.
1:00.9	As you approach one of the dwarven ships, it turns to face you.
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