Jarren’s Outpost: EE #13 Battle of the Fiveish Armies

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🗓️ 19 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In the end it comes to this. The city of Jarren's Outpost at war with itself. Sabers fighting orcs, ghosts and their tigers fighting town guard, and all fighting the relentless tide of the city's dead. Above it all the dragon Damien Eaton circles, engaged in aerial combat with a titanic gnomish airship. On the ground, amidst the heave of bodies and the clanging of steel, our heroes make one final desperate push for the keep.

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0:32.5	Jaron's outpost is a bustling city located in the nation of Goldcrest, a nation that nobody cared about until
0:39.7	the king was slain by a bunch of adventurers. Unfortunately, adventurers did what adventurers do,
0:45.3	and they didn't think of the consequences, a killer and a powerful tyrant, and they promptly left
0:49.9	the citizens at Goldcrest to figure it out for themselves. For now, Jarron's Outpost is a melting pot of religions, criminals, politics and paranoia,
0:59.1	with everyone keeping everyone else in check.
1:01.6	But all that's about to change.
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1:09.2	An awful black energy baths the inside of the citadel.
1:15.3	He's doing it.
1:16.3	He's raising them.
1:17.3	Oh, fuck.
1:18.2	But in the distance, you see an actual, honest to God, castle strapped to the bottom of the
1:24.9	bulls, flinging projectiles towards the dragon.
1:28.9	The dragon roars and launches off the citadel, completing its spell.
1:38.0	Goggles stands up next to you.
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