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It's time for couples therapy.

Hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy.

And I'm Naomi. We're a real life couple. We're a real life couple of comedians.

And on couples therapy we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners.

Naomi, do you remember, last episode, maybe the episode before I talked about, we got to write a banger of a Hanukkah song.

Some people had sent us in, was it Sharon Jones?

Sharon Jones in the Dap Kings. They did come through with a Hanukkah joint.

I refuse to listen to it because I wanna make this song pure.

Wow.

I wanna make this song pure without hearing other people's interpretations of what a Hanukkah banger engenders.

But I was thinking, you know, I've been trying to figure out, well what kind of, you know, is it like a Hanukkah fight song?

Chroma could be, I don't know, that stuff sounds cheesy to me, it sounds cheat like.

Because it's a minor holiday, right?

Minor holiday, it's only elevated to the position it's in because of its proximity to Christmas.

So what we really need is a pro Hanukkah anti-Christmas song.

We need a song that attacks Christmas like it is a political ad, you know, a negative political ad.

You know, where tears to black and white and hear that those strings in the background.

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