JARCAST 3000

JAR Media Posdact

JAR Media

Leisure:video Games, Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, Video Games, Comedy

4.9 • 533 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:12 Housekeeping 06:32 Recession 09:45 Back to Housekeeping 23:23 The JARLings are becoming more Extreme 28:44 More Emotional Stories 33:24 Mid Break 41:56 Body Worms 43:41 Permanent Celeb Cast Member 50:31 The Ultimate Playground 52:53 John Danaher on Bear vs Gorilla 57:12 Gears of War Movie is FINALLY REAL YES YES 1:01:13 New Vegas Lore 1:03:47 Meme Chats Age Badly 1:08:19 Patron Segment

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0:00.0	Yeah, and do you know who's fault is yours?
0:08.5	What?
0:09.3	The best time is gas-licey shit I've ever heard.
0:12.7	How's it mine?
0:14.4	Because you...
0:15.1	I'm not responsible for my own actions.
0:16.9	You are.
0:20.9	No. Okay, hello.
0:25.0	Wait, no, I actually want to intro this one.
0:27.1	I've got an intro prepared for this one.
0:31.7	Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 3,000 of the JARCust.
0:40.3	I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim and James.
0:43.3	And to get this episode going, I wanted to start us with a poem of sorts.
0:48.3	Oh my god, this is so f*** up.
0:51.3	This is so f*** up.
0:53.3	What? This is so f*** up. Do you know why? Someone today at college was like, do you, do you read poems on your podcast? And I was like, no, we, we never, we've never read phones and we're never going to. And then you're here like, I want to start us off with a poem. Yeah, I do. and it goes like this, and it goes a little something like this.
1:12.6	One day...
1:13.6	I think I love you.
1:15.6	One day when I came home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise.
1:21.6	Went out to the backyard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys stood there with my
1:29.5	neighbor called Peter and a flux capacitor he told me he built a time machine
1:35.5	like one in a film I've seen he said I've been to the year 3000 not much has
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