Japanese Government Tells Women to Cook and Clean More & A Woman Thinks Her Boyfriend is Gay For Making Gay Jokes

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 131 minutes

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0:00.0	According to data, the number one New Year's resolution for Americans in 2024 is to get in shape and lose weight.
0:06.5	But despite more than 30% of the country vowing to make healthy eating a priority,
0:10.5	some skeptics have said that it is much more likely that Americans will just
0:13.9	continue to stay fat. When asked about how America's vow to eat better foods
0:17.6	might affect the bottom line of the fast food industry, Burger King CEO Josh
0:21.6	Kabsa is quoted as saying, oh yeah, we're really
0:24.7	really shaking in our boots that Americans are going to stop being fat.
0:28.0	Just petrified over here at Burger King that America is going to be 330 million skinny fucking legends by February.
0:35.2	Someone should call Hostess and let them know it's time to shut down the Twinkie
0:38.5	Factory too before making a masturbation motion with his hand and yelling hey Chris this guy thinks Americans
0:44.9	aren't going to be fat anymore at this point the CEO of McDonald's Chris Kemp
0:48.4	Zinsky chimed in oh sorry I couldn't hear you because I was just looking at a
0:52.1	stat that says the average woman in America
0:54.4	weighs a buck eighty right now but since every Walmart in America is minutes away from
0:58.9	looking like a gymnastic studio I guess this is the end of the golden arch, eh, fellas, before high-fiving the CEO of Arby's and continuing,
1:06.0	Hey Tony, you got to get a load of this guy. He thinks Americans aren't going to be fat anymore.
1:10.0	Referring to Tony Anderson, CEO of Tony's American Lard Bucket, a weekly subscription service for
1:16.2	buckets of lard. After laughing for a good three minutes, the Lard Bucket CEO began throwing money at the
1:21.4	reporter while saying, I guess I should probably stop doing
1:24.4	this since I'm out of business next month, huh? Before pretending to make a fake phone call and
1:29.2	yelling to his phone, hey government, just want to preemptively file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on
1:34.3	my Lard Bucket Company since it's all celery for Americans from here on out at which point
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