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Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon podcast.

I'm your main host, Natasha.

And I'm your secondary host, Mosha, and we are living in marital bliss.

We just got back from Japan.

That's all it takes, guys.

Listen, no matter what is going on in your life,

no matter what your financial situation is,

sell what you got, go to Japan, and your life will be complete.

Like, there are these, like, cool little bars there in Tokyo,

and they'll, like, just play jazz from 1965 to 1968 because it costs like $10 to get a liquor license there.

So people can be like going through a divorce and just take their record collection and open a bar and make enough money to live.

What would your bar be, Natasha?

Well, I actually went to one called Flamingo that was kind of like

what my bar would be. It was like kind of like a Muso and Frank's Pacific Dining Car style, like white

tablecloths, like little dessert appurtees before the mixologist creates you your drink. And he was

only playing like Shirley Bassie. I don't know. It just seemed very like and the lights were

low and it was like red carpeting and you kind of felt very transported. Well, I will say that I did

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