January 8th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Mornings, Comedy, 99.5 Kiss, Madison, Chris, Bms, 111877, Billy Madison Show, Billy, Kiss-fm, Allgood, Nard, San Antonio's Rock Station, Derek

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2020

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Check out Wednesday, January 8th's episode of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
0:10.0	The show starts in five, four, three, two, one. One.
0:24.0	Go.
0:25.0	Good morning class.
0:27.0	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:29.0	Hello Billy Madison.
0:31.0	You want me take my shirt off for it?
0:33.2	No, thank you.
0:34.2	Okay, Jangie.
0:39.0	I have in my hand one of the most sought after Christmas gifts of 2019 I know it's
0:45.7	2020 this is not a rerun okay I have the fart launcher 3,000 oh yeah that
0:51.6	nothing was sold out everywhere. I was able to
0:54.7	commandeer one of these bitches and we are going to blast John in the
0:59.2	face. Okay. I have a story coming up about this guy and his fart caused huge relationship issues
1:06.7	I believe cops were called all because this guy I've had a nasty ass fart. The smell of its fart. That would be, that would suck to be that gross. So I, this is, I read this on the, on the thing, Derek. I know my chick's probably thinking, you are that gross. You you are that guy yeah you you're this guy
1:24.8	Well it says it's a hundred percent plant-based non-toxic material
1:30.3	Sent dissipates in minutes safe for indoor and outdoor use.
1:35.0	Wait, so it actually smells?
1:37.0	Yes, and we are going to be able to blast John right in the face.
1:40.0	Oh, this is my new favorite thing already.
1:41.0	I can't wait.
1:42.0	The fact that it smells.
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