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Divorce question. It's a tea to her. It is right after the holidays

and the

one of the

and I hate that person. Yeah, a lot of people are like, hey, you know, you make it through the holidays and then, oh,

it's up my you know, my I you know, I told you my best friend of my my cousin were married, right? Which is weird.

Yeah, it's adorable. My cousin. Yeah, well, they're getting divorced. What? Yeah, and uh,

I thought they had a bunch of kids. No, they don't have any kids. Freaky. Nope, they don't have any kids. Uh, but

they, you know, they waited till after the holidays and they're getting a divorce. They put their house on the market. It's sold in one day.

Why are they getting a divorce, though? You know, people grow apart. I don't know. I don't know the deep the deep stog. Damn.

Yeah, what do you think it was? If you could guess why your cousin is divorcing your best friend?

Because they grew apart. All right, but maybe she stopped giving special kisses. I don't know. That's I mean that is possible.

It just, uh, you know, I don't know. Mate, when you think it's your best friend's fault or your cousins, um, I'm going to say it was neither. What?

I got a pick. I got to be diplomatic in that one. Why? Because it's it's family. I'm just saying the season is here. That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to air out all their business without saying it. Who do you think was that fault?

Um, it was definitely both parties were at fault. What?

Listen, they listen. I'm not going to do. They ever argue and bicker. Not that I'm not that I'm aware of. It was a big

big shock to all of us. I had to be sex. I'm not, you know, could have been good.

What's there in a fair? I'm not that I'm aware of. Okay. Who would have cheated? If you could pick the two between your cousin and your best friend, they both both.

Okay. I'm going to put it on both of them. My point was yes. Divorce is in the air. Did your friend use condoms?

Maybe he got another girl pregnant. Not that I'm aware of. Is he a big condom guy? He I don't believe so. Okay. Is he the guy with the big hog? Well, he, it's all right, but he has, he's the guy that's been having sex since seventh grade. Oh, okay.

So maybe he's just got bored with it. I mean, he could have. Yeah. I mean, by the time I started having sex like this guy had been having sex for like five years. Yeah, I was like, what the hell is that about?

Dang. So I deal with it. Like you're saying it was your best friend's fault. Well, I don't know. I don't know about all that you're saying it's your cousin's fault. It could be. It's because she stopped giving her special kisses.

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