January 6, 2022
The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast
The BOB & TOM Show
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🗓️ 6 January 2022
⏱️ 147 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. Back when I was 20 I looked really great, but now I'm pushing 50 and I've gained a little |
| 0:39.0 | and I've gained a little weight. |
| 0:43.0 | I don't know what happened to my masculine physique. |
| 0:48.0 | These things protruding from my chest |
| 0:50.0 | make me look like a freak. |
| 0:52.0 | And books, man, moves, man, boots. |
| 0:55.0 | He's got a massive wreck. |
| 0:57.0 | The man moves, man moves. |
| 1:00.0 | The guy is really sad. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm tired of getting hit on by every drunken slob. |
| 1:08.0 | Last night I went to Hooters and they offered me a job. |
| 1:13.0 | And the bamboos. |
| 1:15.0 | He's got an acky back. |
| 1:18.0 | And those. |
| 1:20.0 | Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 1:22.0 | When I look in the mirror it's really kind of weird I look like Dolly Pardon with a |
| 1:30.9 | penis and a beer. |
| 1:33.0 | I used to have a girlfriend, but she's no longer here. |
| 1:38.0 | Who wants today the fat guy who needs to go over here. |
| 1:43.0 | And books, and moves. |
| 1:46.0 | We can't believe they're real. |
| 1:48.0 | And moves, and moves. |
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