January 25th 2022
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2022
⏱️ 161 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We are on the line, dude, it's sorry, just my headphones got tangled into the microphone. |
| 0:25.3 | Because the microphone is about four blocks away. Yeah, I was like, where's my microphone? You couldn't find it. It was so far away. |
| 0:34.3 | Let's talk. And then it got tangled in my $100 headphones. Oh, you're $100 headphones. Yeah, it's a good deal. Yeah. |
| 0:42.3 | I don't know why I can't spend a lot of money on headphones for a job that I absolutely love. I think you love the job you just hate it here. |
| 0:52.3 | Oh, yeah, baby. You know what? I'm going to get nice headphones. Yeah, I did. I'm going to make those things cheap. I want to target. Oh, yeah, well, of course you did. |
| 1:03.3 | And you know what I found out? What? So I did one of those things where you buy it and then you pick it up. Yeah, but I was too impatient. |
| 1:10.3 | So I went to the store and they didn't have it ready. Yeah, fast enough. So I bought it off the shelf. Yeah, I've done that. |
| 1:16.3 | Cancel my order. Three times. Yeah. Just so impatient. It wasn't like immediate gratification. Right. I thought I would order it. And then, you know, go get in the car and I go pick it up right then. |
| 1:28.3 | But then they're like, oh, it'll be ready in six hours. And I'm like, okay, well, I'll just go get it off the shelf. Yeah. And so it'll be ready now. |
| 1:36.3 | I'm more of a getter. I don't know what the hell just got all over my hands. There's like, I don't know dirt or some dirt mass stuff. I don't know. |
| 1:45.3 | There's like dirt. Oh, man, you can't have dirty hands. We're going to have to go to bring early so you can go wash them. That's right. That's a set. You're going to eat. |
| 1:54.3 | Yeah, I'm with dirty hands right now. It's like looking at your hands. It's so sick. What the hell is that from the microphone? |
| 2:02.3 | What just touched me? I have no idea. Oh, sass. I hate this place. Yeah. Well, I mean, bitch needs a bag. There's your gross engineer right there. |
| 2:11.3 | Sick. What is that? He's in here just mucking things. Just like dirt or something. Am I hands or something? He got in your goo. What is that? Where? Is it from the microphone? I don't know. I just wiped it off. It's all over. |
| 2:24.3 | Just from your mic stand. Yeah, sick. Can they clean that crap? What? I got to clean the mic stand out too. What else I got to do? |
| 2:33.3 | Dude, of course. Geez. What a pain in the ass. Yeah. Do you remember that dude that brought his uncle's body to the post office and they did like the weekend at Bernie's thing with him? |
| 2:43.3 | I do. I remember that yesterday. Right. He claims he didn't know the dude was dead. Sorry, mate. Didn't know he was dead. I feel like I feel like you would. |
| 2:52.3 | But I honestly, I don't know because I've never seen or I've never been there when like somebody died. So I mean, no funeral. I've just never like seen somebody die. |
| 3:05.3 | Like my I imagine my great grandpa will be very similar when he's dead to what he is now. You know what I mean? Cause he's like 97 or whatever. Right. Exactly. They'd be that different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like, you know, if he slept a lot, I might not know if he passed away either. |
| 3:18.3 | But obviously I feel like these people probably did. But I like it though. Just played dumb. You know what I mean? What's the worst that could happen? If you played dumb, you know, there's people that get led out of jail all the time for just playing dumb and just not saying anything. |
| 3:34.3 | You know why it's because there's other dumb people. Well, yeah, the burden of proof is in on, you know, them and it's like don't give them anything easy. |
| 3:43.3 | Don't be like, ah, yeah, I knew he was dead. We were trying to scam you guys. Why, why say that? Just so you didn't know he was dead. Cause then it's like you go to court and I mean, you probably still maybe felt guilty of whatever, but there's a chance you won't. |
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