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Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off on?

No, thank you.

Okay, thank you.

What up?

Man, I am reading about this.

This thing that's out there, where people are just falling over in China.

The coronavirus. Yeah. And they're saying that revolting footage shows the

Chinese woman eating a whole bat at a fancy restaurant as scientists linked the deadly

coronavirus to the flying mammals. That came out yesterday and some people thought it was snakes.

Yeah, they're definitely amped it up. This is bird flu too, except for they're getting a little more, you know.

I watched them. They were taking a guy. I believe this is either in China or California I think it might have been

China they had him in this this device like box right this metal box contamination

box and they were wheeling him out and he was trapped in the box it had windows and you could see him

Yeah, he was scared it was so it honestly all of it looks fake it does it honestly all looks like propaganda well what they're saying is fans of the 2011 movie you know

Contagion point out eerie similarities between the deadly coronavirus outbreak that has killed 26 and

mad Damon. Okay. That film which did not end well. It didn't? No.

spoiler alert.

Yeah, and guess what? The bat was the source.

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