This is the Brand and Sherry podcast.

Yeah, they've announced the new taste for the year, like the fashion experts.

They always determine what the end thing is.

So there's an in-taste for 2015.

And here it is the taste of the year, according to USA Today and their foodies and all that sort of stuff.

Yes.

It's toast.

Okay.

And this has made you angry.

Yes.

And you love toast.

I do.

So what's the issue here?

Because it's just this everything, like, I don't want it to be fashionable.

Because I'm way into toast, and now it's like this cultural thing. Are you fearing shortage? No, no, not at all. It's more of like everybody getting on my train thing. Oh, they're copying you. And then now that I like toast, it's like, oh, Brand's trying to be a hipster. No, I'm not. And I cannot wait for it to go out of style, and I can go back to being a dork. Well, you can be a dork now. I can't, you think? I'll think of you as dork now. Thank you. Hey, thanks. If people aren't familiar with this, this will disturb you, and I know it will. So it's okay. I got it. I've disturbed people for a long time with this.

I'm so into toast I could easily.

In fact, for years, I pounded down a loaf of dry, unbuttered, burnt toast every morning before 9 a.m.

That was my breakfast.

A loaf.

A loaf?

Wow.

If I didn't have time to sit in toast like I was going somewhere, I would take like eight pieces with me. Okay. So that I could go somewhere, a burned toast, no butter. Jelly? No. Nothing. Just try. And I could still do that, except that it's not good for me because of all the carbs. Right. So I've had to scale back. That's really, I don't know what to make of that. Like, so you didn't have any bacon with it or not? That was my breakfast. I would have ice water and burnt toast. And I'd be in heaven. And I still would be because if something's awesome to me, I never get tired of it. Okay. That's the same thing with something that I think is funny. I'll drive it directly into the ground. Okay, that's true. And it's, yeah, see what I mean? And it's even funnier to me. Not to you, but to me. And then I've never understood that. If you love something, to me, it just keeps getting butter. Have more toast, okay.

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