How's it going coming up on the show today. We're going to tell you why people are rubbing feces on their hands to cure their O. CED.

This story's hot. Couple cousins start getting it on, make a baby. Now they might go to prison.

Oh, that's hot.

South Korea has invented a scale for fatties,

gives you compliments.

Do you dare to step on the BMS scale?

That's all coming up in the show. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention,

your attention, please. The show starts in five, four, three, three, one.

Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, Jamie.

Yes, Billy Madison Show.

Last night I posted this video on my Twitter

at BMS underscore Billy and it shows a dude with like 45

cobras. Oh, okay and the guy right and so they're So they're all looking at him and everything.

This one posts up on him. Yeah. He smacks that bitch. Right on the top of the head.

Bam. This guy was not worried about it. The funniest tweet is like, dude, I've seen that at the mall this lady had a bunch of kids did the same thing not impressed. Yeah

I was impressed dude dude compared like a lady at the mall with a bunch of kids to this dude smacking a

cobra. Yeah didn't put in I don't think enough respect to the cobras there.

Larias Derek has the best story I think of the day. All right let right, let me tell you the story.

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