This is a very theory podcast.

We might be troubled friends and I might drive around the bend

but I'm sure he's crazy kids and I'm like out in the end to work it out in the end.

I'm like, see on the lips despite you nose,

but I guess that's how it goes.

Let's keep falling in love with our strange bedfellows.

You want to hear a story?

Yep.

Okay, I'll tell you a story.

This happened to me two days ago. I guess this is kind of like my true crime confession. This is like...

See this? Drinking a beer? This is like the... Yeah, I'm drinking a wine. One wine, one wine is what I'm doing tonight I'm doing one beer yeah yeah when you get to our age you got to cut out the bullshit we I when I used to work for a animal rights group that begins with

pee but I won't say what it was. Peanuts? We used to have a shirt that said it had the word vegetarian on it and it like had like a line through the letters that were like ET A R I.

And then it said cut out the bullshit.

That's pretty aggressive. That's how I feel about my vices mostly now.

Yeah.

As I've aged.

Yeah, so that's how I feel about one wine, one water. I know that like one wine, one water is like a symbol of our podcast, you know, and like people use it. But now the new one wine one water is just one wine one wine it cut out the bullshit.

Can I tell you a story? Yeah. This is my like true crime confession. This is like

you're like it's like what I expected to be saying to the cop oh okay it's

what I expected to be saying to the cop as this story happens no No, it's not like that. Like it's more like get that mic in front of your face buddy.

Well, I was about to lean so you just that was a good good instinct but I was actually getting ahead of you.

Okay.

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