Hey, welcome to suicide buddies. Before we get started with the show, I just want to let you know.

Hampton and I joke around about suicide a lot on this show because we've experienced a lot of

suicidal thoughts in ourselves and talked to a lot of friends and family about suicide.

So we're comfortable with it and the way we deal with it is to joke around about it.

Please don't think that we take it lightly. If you're feeling depressed,

especially if you're feeling suicidal right now, please stop the podcast right away and call

1-800-273 talk. They're incredible. They're always there 24 hours a day. They can help. There

are other options besides suicide. And I know that because you are loved by Hampton.

Hampton is in love with everyone.

You know just what to do when I look at you.

And I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when I don't want to go.

Well, dang, there's a pirate and he lives in the cabin.

We were just listening to Tom Waits, folks.

We were listening to the Tom Waits cover of I Don't Want to Grow Up by the Ramones.

Yeah, I can't believe you haven't heard that version.

No.

And you're somehow getting really into that song.

Yeah, for some reason, listen to I don't want to grow up by the Ramones like 10 times in a row today.

And then that made me think about our conversation about, um, 10 times. What the fuck's wrong with it?

I always listen to songs on repeat.

What's going on in Dave's world?

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