Jammin in Traffic - Taco Bell Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, that's my prime delivery.
0:01.6	What, already?
0:02.7	Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.
0:06.2	And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.
0:09.0	What are we watching?
0:09.7	Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,
0:13.3	John Sina as the President and Prianka Chopra Jonas,
0:15.9	as their only hope.
0:17.0	It looks like a blast.
0:18.3	From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime. For only 899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription or to our news. For more information, go to Amazon.co.combe! Togo! Togo! Okay, so... Did you feel bonged? Bong? Like the sound of the bell. Got it got to got, got it.
0:38.3	You thinking outside the bun, fool?
0:39.3	Yeah. Coming soon, buns. How long until they have a burger? I know. I know, right? It's close. Can I go out this way? Yeah, you go to the arrow. Don't the arrow, dude. Live moss. That just means don't go straight. Don't go straight. You can only turn right here. What the fuck?
0:35.3	Oh, that's totally new. They didn't used to have that here.
0:37.3	Totally nude.
0:38.3	Oh, ho!
0:39.3	Where? That just means don't go straight. You can only turn right here. What the fuck? Oh, that's totally new.
0:54.5	They didn't used to have that here.
0:55.8	Totally nude.
0:57.0	Oh, oh. We're up where like Nick lives. This is not really. I need to go. No, that's where Nick lives. It's right there. What the fuck? I lived here. Bizarre. Bizarre. It was great. Um, so you guys got the refreshkas, which aren't really, I mean, we-
0:55.2	This is like a slushy. It's like strawberry line. You got like a slushy thing. Michael got like a Red Bull thing. What is that? It's pineapple. It's not Red Bull. It's something else, but it's an energy drink. It's an energy thing. It's Pineapple. It's Rockstar. It's Rockstar. and like it kind of worked. I hate Rockstar. I had everything. I can only drink flavored Red Bulls.
1:11.3	They all taste the same.
1:12.2	Yeah. It's a pineapple. It's rock star. It's pineapple and rock star. And like, it kind of worked. I hate Rockstar. I had everything. I can only drink flavored Red Bull.
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