Welcome to Celebrity Book Club. This is a podcast that recaps and celebrates the memoirs

of female celebrities. I'm your host, Chelsea D'Amace. I'm the head writer of the problem

with John Stewart on Apple TV Plus. I am a comedian, I am a TV writer, I'm a filmmaker,

sometimes I'm in stuff. So in this episode, we are diving in to Jamie Lynn Spears because

this is your Celebrity Book Club Patreon bonus episode. I am so excited to be producing

this show independently now and I'm so grateful for your guys' support because of you and

the Patreon cookies. This is the first month we've been able to hire our new producer, Kate,

start a cookies-only book club and we have our first ever live taping on Saturday, February

5th at Cavia in New York City. And next week, we'll be releasing our 50th episode. So

thank you for being an early supporter. I decided to release this Jamie Lynn episode

as a gift. And if you love it, let people know so they'll sign up too and we can keep

reading more insane books together. Okay, so this book. This book was written literally

yesterday, published in January 2022. We are going to cover it like any other memoir

that we do on this podcast from front to back and here's what I'll say. I did my best

to read this book with an open mind and with empathy and let's even put aside the shady

timing. Let's put aside how it's cashing in on Brittany. Let's put aside how the title

of the book was obviously stolen from Brittany in the light about put all of it aside.

It is still one of the worst books I've ever read. Okay, now given the content of this

book, I think it's important right now that we play Jamie Lynn's single from when she

gave country music a go and just really pay attention because it's going to come up later

in the book.

So how could I want more? How could I want more? More fire, more feeling, more stars.

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