This is a Headgum podcast.

Sometimes when the world feels insane, you can take a little peek inside of Rachel's little brain.

All these thoughts are swirling, round and round inside to join us on this journey as we take

a little ride.

We'll talk about dogs and kids and things.

We'll talk about chicks and tampon strings.

We'll talk about boys that'll make you cry. We'll talk about chicks and tampon strings. We'll talk about boys that'll make you cry.

We'll talk about death because people die.

And I was like, but my hair is brown, but my roots are tangerine.

And she was like, this has never happened before.

They must have changed the formula.

By the way, this woman is an ambassador of Swartzcoff, like the

product, like whatever the hair dye. She's an ambassador. And it, and it was orange. Right, orange. This doesn't make sense. And then she was like, then she was like, I mean, I can, if you have time, I can try and do it again. I was there for like four and a half hours. And I was like, this is insane.

And then I had to go back the next day for another two hours.

Because she finally... again. I was there for like four and a half hours and I was like, this is insane.

And then I had to go back the next day for another two hours. And she finally got it to a place where I was like. It looks amazing. Well, then when I got back here, they were like, but it's not fried. How did it not? I don't know because I think she was just fucking with the roots. So like the rest of it didn't

But you should I mean it was disgusting

I was like

Did you take pictures?

Yes just fucking with the roots. So like the rest of it didn't, but you should, I mean, it was

disgusting. Did you take pictures? Yes, I took pictures at, I took pictures at the maroon stage.

Oh, maroon, yeah. Too horrified to even photograph it, ha ha, couldn't laugh at it, was just sad.

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