I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy!

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reminder, my new movie Wingman comes out May 26 and oh my gosh. I'm so excited. I want you to see it. You can pre-order it on Apple. You can see the pre-order link just down here below and I think you're really gonna love it. Wild Crazy Comedy is back. Wingman May 26. And if you want to see me live,

well, how about this, everybody? May 15th in Tucson, Arizona at the Rialto Theater. May 17th,

Torrance, California at Mum Said Yes. And May 29th to the 30th, Oklahoma City at the Bricktown Comedy Club.

So we'll see you there. Get your tickets at Harlan Williams.com before they sell out.

And let's get right to the podcast.

The sound.

That's the sound of an alien probe, by the way. No doubt.

It was no, it's a spaceship.

You're going to dream about that.

I'd rather not.

Come on and take a ride with the Canadian guy.

I know what place I'm going to show you the way.

Where the folks stay laughing, because the jokes stay cracking at the most on my heart and highway.

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