Jamie Kaler: The Holidays + Kids

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We welcome another dad to the podcast, actor/comedian Jamie Kaler! Jamie helps discuss such topics as: the holidays (with and without kids), the basic premise of the 90s TV show, Blossom, and the inevitable world takeover of Amazon's Alexa.

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0:00.0	My mommy drinks. Why money drinks?
0:14.0	drinks.
0:17.0	Hey, do you identify with Blossom's mom who left her family and went to live in Paris for the rest of the show and we never
0:26.0	probably saw her because I think about it all the time about how I I get you blossoms
0:32.4	mom.
0:33.0	Listen, I'm an adult male.
0:35.0	Blossoms not on mine.
0:37.0	I didn't watch much blossom.
0:38.5	But blossom's mom just said, you know what, I'm going to go live in Paris for a while?
0:42.0	Oh yeah, I think the whole premise.
0:43.8	Right before she had a period, right?
0:45.5	Right before she like hit puberty, she took off.
0:47.6	Yeah, I'm pretty sure the whole...
0:48.6	The whole premise of the show was that Blossom's mom like fucked off to Paris and her
0:56.0	and her dad raised three kids.
0:59.0	I hear you.
1:00.0	No dude, I mean maybe she died much later, but she she lived in Paris.
1:05.3	And so who would Blossom live with? Her dad and her two brothers.
1:08.9	Oh, what was it? And literally like at least twice in the last week. I was like oh Blossoms mom. I understand you
1:16.2	Are you watching Blossum now? No! It's just something that I thought about. I used to watch a lot of Blossum.
1:22.1	Listen, as soon as I as soon as I get enough money thought about I used to watch a lot of Blossom. My am Balak.
1:24.0	As soon as I get enough money saved and a fake ID, I am going off the grid.
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