Jamie delivers a BABY!? 👶

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, 592049

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Midwife Pip for a crash course in childbirth. Brace yourselves for chaos, confusion, and (hopefully) no fainting as Pip guides Jamie through the ultimate hands-on childbirth simulation. Will he rise to the challenge… or need his own epidural by the end of it?

ALSO, Sophie is furious with Jamie for keeping her up all night with his whining, Jamie forces Sophie to take a maths test, and the couple meet a new neighbour who might just be a ghost!? 👻

PLUS, the pair go head-to-head in a Mr & Mrs challenge where Jamie spills the tea on secret snogs with TOWIE cast members, and rate each-other’s skills in the bedroom. 💋

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Thanks for listening x

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Thanks to Midwife Pip for joining us!

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midwife_pip/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@midwifepip

Website: https://www.midwifepip.com

Book: https://www.midwifepip.com/midwife-pip-books

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Nearly Paris podcast with me, Jamie and my wonderful wife.
0:07.2	Sophie.
0:07.9	That's her speaking over there.
0:09.9	On the beautiful menu today.
0:11.3	We just got back from Paris.
0:12.8	I am whimpering in the night and getting no sympathy for it.
0:16.6	We have a midwife who gives birth on the podcast.
0:20.2	Yeah, literally. And a witch is our neighbor.
0:24.4	Ooh, spooky season. Get ready for that. Remember to subscribe to the show and enjoy this
0:29.2	episode of Nearly Parents.
0:36.2	This week's episode is brought to you by Airbnb. Now, Sof, it's not long until we are a family of three and I've been thinking back to some of our amazing trips we've had together. Do you know which trip was one of my favourite? Ibitha. Yes. It was really cozy and it was just so sweet and it felt like we had our own little apartment. And it was in like the north of the island.
0:54.5	It was just amazing.
0:55.4	We could get to the seat.
0:56.2	And it makes you think, doesn't it?
1:13.2	One of the best trips happen because someone decided to put their lovely home on Airbnb for other people to enjoy. Well, you know that a few of our friends also host on Airbnb as well. Yeah, for sure. They all say how easy it is to get started and the extra money that they make helps go towards future holidays.
1:13.2	It's honestly, it's such a... They all say how easy it is to get started and the extra money that they make helps go towards future holidays.
1:17.0	It's honestly, it's such a smart way to make use of your empty space.
1:20.0	So, why not let your home do some work for you?
1:23.9	Bit of a win-win situation and a smart business idea if you ask me.
1:26.2	Always thinking of the business opportunity, Jamie.
1:27.9	But no, you are actually right.
1:33.2	Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at Airbnb.com.com.com us forward slash host. This episode of Nearly Parents is very excitingly brought to you by our pals at
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