Hello everybody. Welcome to your weekly dose of nearly parents with me, Jamie. And me, Sophie.

So today's episode is an absolute corker. It's an absolute winner for you because we sing our revenge songs to each other if we cheated on each other. In kudos to Lily Allen.

Jamie also discusses openly about how often he gets Botox. Um, that's not quite how it went

actually, but yes, that's in there. Okay, fine. We also talk about threesomes. So, get ready to hear

Sophie's little frisky update on that. She wants to have a threesome. And the

Jampot team guest the gender of our baby. Enjoy. Enjoy the episode. And remember to subscribe

if you haven't already here. We freaking go. Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang. And we'd

be married for two years. And we're having a baby.

Yes, we are. Are you ready? Let's go. Well, look at you. No, we can't always say. Who it is.

Who it is? You have to remember this. Okay, let me talk today. All right? Let me... When do you ever not? For once, let me really delve into myself today.

Did you recently get Botox?

Oh my God. I can always tell. It's just so, so obvious. Raise that little forehead of

yours. I love it when people caught a forehead. Raise it. Oh, God. Rife, I'm there. That was our, wasn't it? Heart Medical. Oh, just leave me. It's very, very shiny. It's not shy. It's because I went to have a sauna this morning. It's lovely and tight. And let me tell you, I can't bloody wait. I'm just

envious at this point. Anyway, I haven't had Botox once again. We caveat from my story.

We don't lie on this podcast. I would like to say to everyone who is listening to their podcast,

I hope you are having a brilliant day. Big news on the circuit. Sophie Haboo has finished vampire diaries.

Guys, I need to chat GBT what happened on the last episode because I fully zoned out.

If you were single and not married and you met a vampire and a night out, would you have sex with them?

Yes.

You are, what?

You need to watch vampire diaries.

You would have sex on a night out. So you're in and you're arts. I would have sex with every single vampire that was on Vampire's, every single one of them. And you absolute hussy. Imagine if we flipped the tables on and I said, and I was like, I would have sex with all the Kardashians. I'm sure you would. No, I know. Imagine that was the conversation that I started with. Would you have sex with all the Kardashians? No, because they're all in relationships. No, they're not. None of them are. Kim, single. Would you have sex with her? I haven't even thought about it. Chloe. Is she single? Single. Okay, well, fine. Kylie, who knows, Timothy Shalameh. Okay, who else is like? Definitely, well, Kylie. She's your number one girl. She's not. She's your number one girl, which is honestly perfect for me as I couldn't look further from Kylie. I don't look at anything like these vampires that you like. This is true.

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