We love you dear listeners as much as Carlo loves hammers. Welcome to a brand new episode

of The Football Rumble. It's Tuesday 8th September. I'm Kate Mason. I'm Adi Rassel and I'm Luke Moore.

Yes guys, before we get into the show, you may already know that we have some updates for you. With the new season starting this weekend, we are so happy to tell you that we're going to be continuing to bring you five whole shows a week with a rotating lineup of three of the eight of us each day.

And we're also launching a brand new channel. That channel is football rumble presents and it's going to feature weekly episodes of on the continents regular episodes of the book club. That's not sleepcorker coming up next week at the match and plenty of exciting brand new shows. The first show is a new episode of on the continent. It is out this Thursday, the 10th of September.

So please go and search football rumble presents and subscribe wherever you get your pods cannot wait for that and to see you on on the continent and you've rassel.

What you mean is you can't wait for the fact that I won't be wedging obscure European stories into the normal ramble.

I've contributed a reason of them out of our company's resources into bringing that show back precisely that reason.

Yes, Ben. All I'm saying is Ricardo Kudezma on a boss. See you Thursday. See you Thursday. Yeah. It's a good little preview to be fair.

Yes, lovely. Yes, friends. Here we all are. It's the boring one. The one who interrupts and the female one with the annoying voice. Yeah.

What more can you try and switch? I'd happily be all three of them to be honest if I could.

Anyway, let's start you off with a few transfers because Hammers Rodriguez has signed for Everton, 22 million pound deal unveiled last night.

Huge signing for the club. Let's not forget 2014 golden boot winner, the World Cup.

Who did his lines in English for their social media? Excellent. It's those little touches. It's those little touches.

You know, people really appreciate that and sometimes you'll see a bit of piss being taken when a David Beckham goes and tries to do the press conference in Spanish.

But but but people would respect it. Right. They go, well, at least he's making an effort. Right. And Hammers has done that here. And also could we perhaps see some kind of if anyone who works as a subreddit or fleets street is listening.

I suspect there isn't, but if there is the greatest headline of all time during the aforementioned 2014 World Cup where Hammers Rodriguez was doing this thing and the headline read the names bond.

Hammers Rodriguez, which made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Could we perhaps see a red arc of that in a nice new Premier League related way a redaxing attacks.

I think it's really interesting because of course all the narrative around it is going to be about Hammers' relationship with Carlo and Cholotti because it is Hammers and Carlo part three and quite rightly so.

But there's there's nuance to this relationship and that's what I think so interesting about it. Of course, I think we have to start from the top and say Hammers would not be at Everton if it was not for Carlo and Cholotti.

And this is the whole reason you get Carlo and Cholotti so that you can.

Well, Shahandhi, there's Everton fans. They have got a tongue on them.

Well, they can have in this situation it is the case.

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