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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien on LBC.

Four minutes after 12 is the time, and Mystery Hour is upon us your weekly opportunity to achieve satisfaction of sorts.

If you've got a question that needs an answer, ring 0845-6060973.

If you hear someone else ask a question to which you know the answer, the number

remains the same. But do, if you've got the time, have a quick look at the archive. Go to LBC.co.com.

If you're new to this, you can see a lot of the questions that have been asked before.

And you can also give yourself a flavour of the sort of questions that we enjoy getting stuck into,

because there are two grounds for instant dismissal from the switchboard.

One of them is repetition, and the other one is dullness, which I'm afraid inevitably remains in the gift of the management.

So, the who, the why, the where, the what, the when, the whither, even the wherefore.

What is it that's got you puzzled?

And I guess, sorry to sound a little bit stentorian, but not only has it got you puzzled,

but you reasonably believe that other people, when you tell them what it is that got you puzzled,

will be equally puzzled and interested in the answer as well.

0845-60973 is the number that you need. If you hit

those numbers now, you will get through. It's five minutes after 12. It's by far the busiest now. I think

was it 2,000 calls we got last week in this hour alone, so you can't feel bad or take it personally

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