Oh, we're on now.

We're just started. That's how we start. In Australia, we edit it so we seem funny. Do you know what I mean? You've got to edit out about 80% of it. There's a smaller talent pool. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for letting me bring Wolfie along, by the way. Dude, sorry, yeah, with mediocrity, you have to edit around it. Yeah, we edit out our best bits, which is like the N-word and stuff like that.

Yeah, that is...

You got to join the Patreon for that.

That's the stuff. Sorry, yeah, with mediocrity, you have to edit around it. Yeah, we edit out our best bits, which is like the N-word and stuff like that.

Yeah, that is...

You got to join the Patreon for that. That's the Stuff Island Patreon. Patreon.com slash Stuff Island, head over there. Dude, I feel like I'm going to get an upskirt on this angle, an upskirt shot. Dude, the first comment is my... I wear five inch shorts and then when you sit down,

it becomes like two and a half.

Dude, you look good in that.

I've seen it.

It's a big package.

This is how you start. the first comment is my, I wear five-inch shorts and then when you sit down, it becomes like, two and a half.

Dude, you look good in that. I've seen it. It's a big packet. This is how you start a podcast. Tommy's too handsome. It's actually, it's upsetting when you follow Tommy at the club. There you do. You're well put together. They make noises. Do they actually? They go, oh. they make bizarre noise

and then all the lady comics

and the servers

line make noises. They go, they make bizarre noise. And then all the lady comics and the servers line up for a hug. Yeah. And I hear them go, I'm a very pleasing man. You smell so good. I like, I like to hug people. That's the thing you're dressed for a wedding. I've done five sets here this week. I've not got one hug. I've got no comments on my smell. Well, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to start, you got to start being that guy. Yeah, dude. You got to be, you got to be. You got to be, I've always liked to smell. I think this is a poor brain thing. My mother taught me this because growing up, they didn't have, they didn't have much. and she instilled in us, you dress well and you smell well. Yeah, yeah. And nobody knows what's going on in your house. Nobody knows. It's like getting a suit in Africa. That's who you're doing. You kill it. Yeah, but I'm not selling cell phones and sandals. If you got a, Africans are all wearing those suits. They all have them. You see the Africans beautiful, strange. They come out of like a little whatever. I want to refer to the house, but they come out and they've got a $1,000 seat. You don't have as many Africans here in America, I feel, per capita. African Americans, for sure. But we've got, you know. Oh, that's not true. No, you've got to go to certain parts of the country. Right. New York City. Yeah, you felt any metropolitan area. Down here in Texas, I don't think I've seen. No, I don't have any. You did the movement early. Yeah. You haven't done much transition for a few years. The Italians are very different here. Very. Yeah. Because we got 70s Italians. We got post-war Italians and you've got 150 years of settling into the American experience. And it's a different Italian, right? 100%. Because you get frozen whenever you move. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that version of it gets captured as you move and then they're nostalgic for it. It was nice to go home to Philly and New York and see a bunch of whops. It made me feel... Because I miss them.

They're very special.

I miss them.

I didn't know you were allowed to use that word. Oh, I can. Okay, good. I'm half a wok. Are we about to say wog in Australia again? Wog is our wop. What's a wog? An Italian? It's Italian plus. The Italians were the number one.

So anything darker than a peach is a wok?

Yeah, Lebanese, Greeks.

Even the Spanish get included.

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