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Smith and Sniff

James May spilt tea in my car

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

The Grand Tour, Road Trips, Leisure, Comedy, 5th Gear, Automotive, Top Gear, Improv, Cars

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Richard remembers the time TV's James May had a travel tea disaster in his Land Rover. Also in this episode, Jonny's barnfind laptop, memories of Feu Orange air fresheners, horrors of rot-era Mercs, a weirdly low mileage Ka, comedy tax dodge cars and the story of the sour-faced old woman and the abandoned Honda Jazz. Also in this show, Richard has some idiotic ideas for his new family car and Jonny reads a list of finches.





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and this is Smith and Sniff podcast in which two friends talk about cars and

0:38.9

this week a lady who lived in a car. I've got a rug around my legs. You still cold? I'm absolutely freezing

0:49.7

mate. Someone sent this a message after last week's show and said since Johnny's

0:57.0

always mentioning how cold he is he needs to get and they sent a link to some

1:02.4

sort of action blankets.

1:04.0

What do you mean an action blanket?

1:07.0

It's an action blanket.

1:08.0

I think it's made by those people.

1:10.0

That just sounds like it's definitely sexual connotations there.

1:13.4

Do you fancy a dive under the action blankets?

1:15.8

It's very overarching.

1:16.8

Should I get the older action blanket out love?

1:19.8

No, don't bother him.

1:20.6

Seriously, no, it's okay. Hand warmers.

1:24.0

No, that's right.

1:25.0

It's, well, that's the reason why we're going to knock our house down rich, because it's fundamentally

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