Hi, my name is James L. Brooks.

And I feel quizzical about being Conan.

Oh, my, I'm Fran.

You and your $9 words.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school school ring the bell brand new shoes walking blues

climb the fence books and pens i can tell that we are going to be friends

because i can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I came in a little hot.

Yeah, right out of the gate.

I know.

It was like an auctioneer.

Oh, I've been watching a lot of auction videos online.

Is that a thing?

Sotheby's has an account, and you can watch them. And there are all these really like professional people and a lot of them are on the phone. And they just raise a finger and he's like, okay. And we have three million there. Do I have three, three one, three one. And then they just, and I want to be one of those people who was on the phone raising my hand.

Here's my terror.

As you know, I have a lot of ticks and bodily movements.

And I think you meant like the insect.

As you know, I'm covered in ticks.

What if I just took off my shirt?

And it was solid tick.

Just a solid, like, black t-shirt of undulating ticks all going,

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