James Is Missing - Part 1: The One With Kat
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🗓️ 7 November 2023
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It was the spring of 2008. |
| 0:05.0 | As a lesbian, cowering in the closet |
| 0:09.0 | in the all-girls Catholic school, |
| 0:11.0 | I had to find a way to make myself seem straight. |
| 0:13.6 | And what better way to impress upon your classmates that your hetero than to develop an all-consuming |
| 0:18.6 | obsession with a famous metro sexual? |
| 0:21.0 | You'll never guess I'm gay if I'm insisting that the only man I'm |
| 0:24.1 | willing to lose my virginity to is high school musical sweetheart Zach Afra |
| 0:27.8 | wait guys I just saw the clock I'm gonna be freaking late to my shift at |
| 0:32.1 | birdies again freaking frick |
| 0:35.2 | remember that word metro sexual riff on that as always I've given you so much to work with here |
| 0:40.2 | okay bye much love kisses bases so typical me here. Okay, bye. Much love. Kisses, Vesos. |
| 0:44.0 | So typical me. Always running late. |
| 0:46.0 | Always messing up rehearsal with my improv team |
| 0:49.0 | so that I can go mess up my shift at parties. |
| 0:51.0 | Excuse me. |
| 0:52.0 | Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. |
| 0:54.2 | Oh my God, so sorry. |
| 0:56.1 | Come to birdies. |
| 0:57.0 | I'll give you a free coffee. |
| 0:58.8 | Definitely not the first time I've done that. |
| 1:00.9 | Cat. |
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