Hello, fellow youths.

Welcome to the Capes and Cow Show.

The children have taken over the asylum.

That would be myself and Mr. Coy, John Drew, because, you know, Christians are all like, I have a family.

I want to spend time with my kids.

My wife will be mad if I work on the day immediately after Thanksgiving, all that stuff, right?

So we decided, you know what, we will still do the show.

You should go spend time with your family, you know, us lonely bachelor.

Well, Coy's only like half a bachelor because he's engaged.

We'll take care of it.

We'll do the stories. We'll talk about the fact that, you know,

James Gunn has kind of explained what is going on with the Batman 2,

with these whole rumors that is it happening, is it not happening?

You kind of put that to bed.

You know, we'll talk about how the studios are blaming Deadpool and Wolverine for people pirating movies.

Come on, man.

I've been one of barbershops since I was a child.

A hell of black people I know been bootlegging movies for a long time.

So don't do that.

That is standardly been happening.

People with big old camcorders and stuff.

I mean, we'll talk about creature commandos and Alan Tudick's voices in it.

...