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No, really, though.

Tangerine palpatine, that is my favorite.

When the audio narrator for my book pronounced it Tangerine palpatine and i was like no what the

fuck did you every time they said it every time well i think it was only in there once

but okay but otherwise she did a fantastic job just that one little now i. Now, I've been dying to ask you, James.

Did you come up with that on your own?

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