Hello, my name is James Corden.

And I feel delighted about being Conan O'Brien's friend. Follies here, hear the yell, back to school,

ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and blues,

climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

My wife, Liza, love her.

I say that.

It's a contractual thing.

But she's very into like taking care of herself,

being healthy.

And she sent me to work with this person.

She said, I think this person would be good for you.

Teach you some like good stretches and movements

and things like that, because she's always doing her best

to see if she can keep me alive just a little longer.

And but this woman was telling me, oh try this deep breathing and exhaling.

I said, okay, and she said when you exhale make a lot of noise because that's have

you ever heard that before?

First of all welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

Oh I didn't realize we were doing you just just before we started recording you said, so this is an intro.

Oh, sorry.

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