James Austin Johnson, Our SNL Friend
Hollywood Handbook
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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The Boys have on JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON from Saturday Night Live to do some helpful impressions.
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| 0:00.0 | So, you know, I'm 25, $30 into this fucking claw machine, and I'm fading. |
| 0:15.2 | But I'm getting close. |
| 0:16.6 | I've actually, I've gotten a couple of items out, but as I've said, I need to get out |
| 0:21.6 | the hypodermic needle that's in there so that I can take my medication. |
| 0:28.6 | And I'm trying and trying and it's sort of like the, you know, the claw only squeezes |
| 0:32.7 | tight enough every so many. |
| 0:34.3 | And it's also, it's getting buried down under some of the other, some good toys. |
| 0:39.7 | I mean, there was like a truck. |
| 0:41.2 | There was like a doggy stuff doggy that I liked. |
| 0:44.2 | But people are sort of like a crying face. |
| 0:47.5 | I was like, why is crying? |
| 0:48.8 | But, you know, but I, but I'm, you know, people are lined up behind me. |
| 0:53.6 | And Dracula in particular is tapping me on the shoulder and going like, hey, but it's |
| 0:58.5 | my turn to claw machine. |
| 0:59.5 | I'm like, well, that's how the fucking claw machine works. |
| 1:02.7 | Like I go till I'm out of quarters. |
| 1:05.6 | And he now he's, you know, kind of bucking up and going like, you trying to get bit here? |
| 1:12.4 | No, I'm not going to do an impression of him. |
| 1:14.6 | I think it's offensive, but he's like, you know, you trying to, you know, good, yeah, |
| 1:17.8 | I don't do it. |
| 1:18.8 | I won't do it. |
| 1:19.8 | But he's, you know, you try to get bit here. |
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