James and the Giant Divorce

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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In this week’s show, Lovett Or Leave It welcomes President Biden to the Dynasty Typewriter stage to address all these audio deepfakea of him on TikTok. At least it sure sounds like President Biden? Robin Tran and Brendan Scannell weigh in on the pressing ethical questions of our time, while Marjorie Taylor Greene (Megan Gailey) drops off America’s divorce papers, whether we want them or not. Our audience tries to guess which linguistic worms got yoinked out of Roald Dahl’s literary peaches, while our guests’ Hot Takes warm our hearts on this chilly, rainy Los Angeles night.

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0:00.0	Good evening, Los Angeles. Welcome to Love It Or Leave It Live, or else I'm back.
0:14.0	All right, so let me tell you what happens. When you get two colds in a month, people think you're dying or quitting.
0:20.0	And it is both. Thank you for your concern. No, I haven't had a secret falling out with Tommy.
0:28.0	Though we aren't having sex as much as I would like. But friendships evolve. Not quite quitting. Also to the people concerned I'm in the midst of a midlife crisis.
0:40.0	Yeah, 100%. That's why I do this show. And what a show it will be.
0:48.0	Robin Trin and Brendan Skennel untangle the ethical knots of modern life. Marjorie Taylor Greene swings by to say it's time for America to open up our relationship.
0:59.0	Megan Galey joins for hot takes and a very special surprise guest just flew in from Warsaw and boy or his arms old.
1:08.0	But first let's get into it. What a week.
1:14.0	CNN anchor and turtle neck enthusiast Don Lemon apologized and will participate in formal training after he declared last week that Nikki Haley isn't in her prime.
1:22.0	Saying that a woman is only considered to be in their prime in their 20s and 30s and maybe 40s.
1:28.0	This is of course a terrible thing for CNN to say about people. It's something people should say about CNN.
1:36.0	For those at home, it's a logo from CNN's 40th anniversary.
1:40.0	Podcasting. Is it an audio medium? Meanwhile, Nikki Haley is now selling merch based on those comments.
1:46.0	Supporters can order a koozy that reads, pass my prime, hold my beer. Does it completely make sense? No.
1:53.0	Nevertheless, she persisted.
1:57.0	Meanwhile, the world famous ding bet narcissist offended by the dumbest mother fuckers on earth, Mary Ann Williamson, may primary president Biden. Wow.
2:05.0	Okay. Okay. Some people in this audience have crystals by their bed.
2:11.0	Anyway, she's teasing an important announcement on March 4th in Washington DC suggesting she may primary president Biden.
2:17.0	We shouldn't get ahead of ourselves though. The announcement could also be its Pisces season.
2:23.0	In a series of unusual interviews with multiple news outlets, the four person of the grand jury established to investigate Trump in his cronies attempts to overturn the 2020 election strongly hinted that Trump was among those recommended for the first time.
2:34.0	I don't think that there any giant plot twist coming.
2:39.0	Love her energy. Love agreeing to talk to every reporter of it being supercoy. This just in. I'll never tell.
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