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Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

James Acaster watches 'Club for a Fiver' (QK Reloaded)

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In an effort to become podcasting's version of UK Gold, we're spinning it back and replaying the glory days of QK, every Tuesday and Thursday. This is: QK Reloaded. We'll be playing through our original episodes in release order. And this is... Comedian and friend of the show, James Acaster. This episode was first published 23rd October 2017. ----- Our guest this week is man who has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award a record breaking five times - star of Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You and, more importantly, a former Manchester United fan, James Acaster. The subject of discussion for this episode is the documentary which made infamous its protagonist; angry Orient manager John Sitton. 22 years after Channel 4’s ’Club for a fiver’ was first aired, this week we give it a rewatch and try to figure out exactly what prompted John Sitton to utter the immortal words: “‘So you, you little c*** when I tell you to do something and you, you f****** big c*** - when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you f****** come back at me, we’ll have a f****** right sort out in here.” Meanwhile, there’s an update on Vegard Heggem’s salmon lodge and an interesting report from the 90s Aston Villa version of Stella Street. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to another spectacular match day, but what's this?

0:03.5

Looks like the fans are playing Coral's free reward shaker.

0:06.9

The half and half scarfers shaking decisively for once.

0:10.0

They backed a super boost.

0:12.3

Next to them, the prawn sandwich brigade.

0:14.6

Oh, they've shaken up a free bet after that free lunch.

0:17.6

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0:22.3

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0:24.0

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0:26.8

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0:29.0

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0:30.6

Julie could part exchange her car.

0:34.7

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0:54.5

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1:00.2

Had one of those days

1:02.0

God!

1:04.0

Are you okay?

1:04.9

In need of some good vibes,

1:06.9

We've got you

1:07.8

because with award-winning sky shows

1:10.0

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1:11.4

We're coming for you.

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