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Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

James Acaster - Club For a Fiver: S02E06

Quickly Kevin; will he score? The 90s Football Show

This Is A Real Test Ltd

Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.84.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Our guest this week is man who has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award a record breaking five times - star of Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You and, more importantly, a former Manchester United fan, James Acaster. The subject of discussion for this episode is the documentary which made infamous its protagonist; angry Orient manager John Sitton. 22 years after Channel 4’s ’Club for a fiver’ was first aired, this week we give it a rewatch and try to figure out exactly what prompted John Sitton to utter the immortal words: “‘So you, you little c*** when I tell you to do something and you, you f****** big c*** - when I tell you to do something, do it. And if you f****** come back at me, we’ll have a f****** right sort out in here.” Meanwhile, there’s an update on Vegard Heggem’s salmon lodge and an interesting report from the 90s Aston Villa version of Stella Street. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:01.7

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1:04.7

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1:17.3

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1:18.6

Oh, I'd love.

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