Jameela Jamil

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ ? minutes

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Actress Jameela Jamil feels better about her hair for being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jameela sits down with Conan to talk about the roots of British self-deprecation, injecting humor into sex, and encouraging body positivity with the ‘I Weigh’ Instagram movement. Later, Conan shares his excitement over his newest piece of headwear. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hello, my name is Jamila Jamil and I feel better about my hair for being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:11.4	Oh my god, what a cruel blow.
0:36.9	Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend, third season of the podcast.
0:42.1	This is my second take of the intro because on the first take I just started making noises.
0:46.9	Yeah, I went like a chipmunk.
0:48.9	Yeah, I went, well anyway, I just ran out of steam.
0:53.1	I don't know what happened there.
0:55.1	You guys giggled but it could easily have been some sort of cerebral occlusion.
1:03.0	If you do have really bad mental problems, we'll never know.
1:06.1	I know, that's why we were giggly.
1:08.1	Yeah, people have often said to me, if you had some kind of terrible degenerative brain issue,
1:16.2	we wouldn't know because so on and back this up, half the things I say are nonsense.
1:20.9	Nonsense.
1:22.4	Absolute gibberish and I speak in gibberish and so if God forbid something happened and I got
1:30.4	some kind of clot in my brain and started acting and speaking foolishly, people would say,
1:36.5	yeah, here's a check for more money because that's what you do.
1:42.1	I'd be making gestures, no, no, no, and they'd be going, I would be worried if you started
1:48.6	making sense.
1:49.6	Yeah, I just assumed something like this happened years ago.
1:52.4	Yeah, if you started making sense, we need to get them to a hospital immediately.
1:57.4	Okay, I just thought of a story, I don't know, I hope I haven't told this, they didn't
2:01.2	fall asleep real hemorrhage.
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