Look at that rain boy, look at that rain boy, look at that I'm a motherfucking rain boy. I make rain fall from my pussy. Oh

My pussy's mad itchy right now, bro. Yeah, what up? I'm corn and my pussy's mad itchy right now, bro

Sup guys, Jack, Jack's here. Uh, all I want to say is if there's one thing I love about my boy corn here, it's his vagina. Come on, man. Yeah

Yeah, he does, man. Come on, man. Yep. Yeah, he does

He basically this guy fucks with me hard dude. He, uh, I basically known Jake, uh, corn here for like

We're both named corn. Okay, I'm down with it. We're both named corn. Um, basically, uh, if I'm being perfectly honest, we've known each other for a hot man, uh, this guy, he, he, it was a strange story

Because like to preface right you're wondering how it is corn about corn's corn hole and I'm telling you that we're not to go there. Do you?

Well, I'm gonna say my corn hole, man. So I want to say it, man. That's my whole. That's my personal private hole. That's my business. Hey, man. I think it's important, dude. I get that, but I think it's important. We'd be very transparent with our audience.

So I'm gonna tell it

Basically, you know, it's not even a big deal like 10 years ago. First time we ever met. I wasn't in the best place in my life. He wasn't in the best place of his life.

Uh, I'm sleeping on the ground and I've dead of any clothes on and uh, because I don't have a home or clothes who own and wear put on my body and corn. It's whatever. It's whatever. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Corn's fucked up on absinth. Uh, it's his first time trying absinth. He loves absinth and he's walking down street. He doesn't really have a home for himself either. Uh, he finds me sitting there. I'm not facing him and this is a very important part.

Uh, basically, this, this actually is one of the most important PR to the story. Yeah. So pay attention, everybody. And do not forget. He is totally fucked on absinth. I was chasing the green fairy man, the green fairy, the blue fairy, the purple fairy. There were so many.

Powerful who's hallucinations. Yeah, he was guiding me. Uh-huh. The court actually ruled that there is no way that I could be in control of my action. Yeah, because at the time, I did sue him. Um, but you know, I really made it stronger. Actually, after this story, James, you could probably tell a story. That's actually how it would become best friends. Uh, in the courtroom. James.

Anyway, so to wrap this story up, you know, he's on absinth. I'm not facing him on, but they could buck wild sitting on the ground. You know, ask out, curled up into the fecal position.

I don't know why. The fecal positive.

Oh, curled up. That's such a funny, like honest mistake. That's so funny.

The fecal position. Corn. Uh, he, you know, he sees me. He gets aroused.

I get aroused. I get erect. It's absent. You know, that distorted his vision, because I think I think any good, normal person who's not all fucked up on absinth. Yeah, would have seen your ass and reign.

No, ran the other direction or called the police or something. Oh, me easily. They would have called the fucking, uh, they would have called that.

Fucking pound dude and thought there was a straight cat tacking a man, you know, uh, but instead I went straight for it. He went, yeah, he goes up right.

And again, he thought, you know, he didn't know. Now in my defense, I did think it was a dog. Yeah. But well, you'd still put, you put your fingers inside my asshole.

I thought it was the dog's mouth looking my look. And this is what I believe you. I believe you. I believe this is what I said in court. And the court ruled me as the winner, mentally unstable.

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