A man can't spend $75 or $100 on a first...

What?

Wait a second.

If I'm doing this math right...

She wants me to spend $100 in the first date.

You know how much that is?

That's four large Mountain Dew Baja blasts, 12 crunchy tacos,

two nacho cheese Doritos Locos tacos, four Mexican pizzas, two cinnamon twists, two grilled

cheese burritos, three cheese chicken flatbread melts, two Doritos cheesy gordita crunch,o cheeses, one stacker and a black bean crunch wrap supreme.

How much Taco Bell do you plan on eating on this first date?

Also, I probably should adjust this and add another stacker and another black bean crunch wrap Supreme.

I don't want to go looking cheap.

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dungs podcast on the Athletic Network,

a fine network. It's Tuesday, April 30th, 2024. I'm Jay Eskietz here in the Classic Factory and alongside me. As always, Tass Melis. Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to him, it's the bearded one. Matapsha hot boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. And over yonder, making the magic happen.

Super producer, JD. Hello. There he is, and here we are. Shout out to the stream team. Hello to all the podcast listeners. Thanks for joining us for the final day of April. We got a lot of games to break down. Got some news a little bit later and tweeting the night. And let's start with Kitchener's finest, Jamal Murray, winning it for the Nuggets in the final seconds to end the Lakers season. Yes, it's a gentleman's sweep in the

end as the Nuggets take care of business in five. And my God, Jamal Murray for the second time in

this series hits the game winner.

It was a gentleman sweep.

Some say it was the closest gentleman sweep ever in the history of the game.

This was just super fun all the way to the ending and not just the game winning shot.

Four minutes left.

Jamal Murray dunked on LeBron James.

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