Hi, my name is Jake Tapper.

And I feel Cromulent about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Okay, now I have to look that up. Cromulent.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien. Why you laughing? Why? Why you laughing? I don't

always get stupid. I can't say something. What happens? I think I know what you're

going to say when I'm just talking in the moment I'm myself. Yeah.

But whenever you guys say now it's time to start the podcast, I get in my head and I go,

what do I do? I want Matt to do an impression because I think he'll, you know,

okay, so tell me we're going to start the podcast. Okay, you're Conan now. And I'll be Matt

Gourley, I'm just put down my banjo, my antique felt hat, and my best Truman Dull. There we go.

Put that over there. And then Conan, you should probably start the podcast now.

Silence, silence. Quiet. Murderer. Murderer. I do say, why do I say murder all the time?

Murderer. Okay, come on, Conan. And then you take like, I'd say 30 seconds and you just go quiet

and still like you're meditating. And then you finally come out of it and go eight

registers deeper than your normal voice.

Hello there. Welcome to Conan Brown, his friend. Is it that bad? Is it that bad?

I'm not done yet. Oh, the podcast where I, I con people into being my friend and then you

emerge into your side because it takes me. Yeah. It takes me a couple of, it takes,

I know, I know. It's not bad. No, but I'm self-conscious about it now. It's this moment of time.

No, I think it's that 30 seconds you take to think about it where you go into broadcaster mode when you just

got to be old, Kone's the OB Ryan and get out there. Yeah, I don't ever want to be a Kone's the OB Ryan.

But you're right. I get into my head and I think what is this we're doing now? And then I look and there's this

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