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🗓️ 7 June 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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0:00.0 | anti-mini cheddar. They don't get cheddar than this. |
0:04.0 | Mmm! Could be the greatest cheese snack ever! |
0:08.0 | They might well breed. I just wish I had my own packet. |
0:12.0 | No chance. You're better by your own. |
0:14.0 | Well, that's mature. |
0:16.0 | Add some cheese to the moment, with mini-chedders, baked with real cheese. |
0:25.0 | Welcome, everyone! |
0:27.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, to the late show, I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:31.0 | And I have... |
0:33.0 | That's so nice. |
0:35.0 | That's like a drink of cold water right there. |
0:37.0 | I've been off for a week. I've missed you. |
0:41.0 | I also missed a lot of news, which I did not miss. |
0:45.0 | But there's some new news about the news, |
0:49.0 | because CNN is cutting back on over-hyping everything |
0:53.0 | as breaking news. |
0:55.0 | Which means... |
0:57.0 | Yes. |
0:59.0 | Which means over-hyping everything is now up for grabs. |
1:03.0 | So, we have breaking news. |
1:07.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
1:10.0 | ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you shocked and terrified |
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