Are you familiar with the, I believe it's the upside down pineapple?

No, what's that?

If you put this, like, sticker or symbol on your door, it means, like, you're a swinger.

Oh, my God.

Or you're open to swinging with other upside-down pineapples.

As opposed to a regular pineapple?

Well, then you're just a dork.

You're just like, no one wants to swing with you.

This is an I-Heart podcast, Guaranteed Human.

Hello, I'm Ed Helms, host of Snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw-ups,

or more specifically the show where I ask brilliant guests to help me unpack some of the least brilliant moments in history.

And in the process, perhaps understand ourselves a little bit better.

This week, I am talking with one of the legendary TV journalists of our time.

He's an anchor and chief Washington correspondent at CNN, host of

the lead with Jake Tapper and State of the Union. He's also someone with a shockingly,

dare I say, offensively expansive grasp of politics, history, pop culture, world affairs,

and so much more. He is a delightful conversationalist, an Emmy winner, a prolific author.

And he has a brand new book out, Race Against Terror, chasing an Al-Qaeda killer at the dawn of the forever war.

It's out now.

He is smart, thoughtful, funny, and a lot of people say we look like brothers.

Please welcome Jake Tapper. Thank you so much. It's great to be here. We do, we do. There's a lot of

forehead going on right now on this podcast. It's eight head. We went. Yeah, we had a ten head,

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