Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

K-Rott, Klein Alley Show.

Well, we left off on Friday when Allie and I weren't fighting with each other.

Jake was trying to find love.

We did some live Tinder and he ended up matching with Brenda who listens to the show.

And I don't know how much they had in common other than the fact they were going to meet.

Jake was going to take her to see that hosier on Friday night.

Dozer.

What's that?

Dozer. Much more that? Dozer.

Much more romantic. From Sweden. Right. That's what happens when Jake tells a story. You doze right off. It's a real dozer of a story. It's a dozer. So we met Brenda on the air and then the plan was Jake, she was convenient. That's probably why Jake picked her. I don't think we found that. She was in Pasadena and he was in Burbank.

So he's like, I'll pick you up in my new used car. That's probably why Jake picked her. I don't think we found that up. She was in Pasadena and he was in Burbank.

So he's like, I'll pick you up in my new used car. And that was where we left off and we said Monday we'll place our beds, do a little where'd you go? How far did you go? But Jake said there's no reason to even waste time. Why is that, Jake? Because she kind of had to cancel on her. Oh, man, that's crazy. What reason?

She must have she must have

gotten to know you no she says she had other plans and then she couldn't reschedule him so she

wouldn't be able to make it till way late so i just try to find someone else to go with me

such a generic excuse wait she said to you i have other plans but i would still be willing to meet

you later and you said no thank you? I say, let me try to find someone to go with me, and then if I can, I'll let you know, and I did, so. But did you not hear what she really said, though? She said she wants to have sex with you later. That's what she said to you. I cannot go for all of the boring foreplay conversation, but I'll call you late night when I'm nice and lickered up. Is that what she's trying to say? Yeah, dude. She doesn't want to waste her time with the show part and have to sit through that for two hours. She would rather just go to your house and have sex with you. I didn't. I didn't know that. So was there no communication after the show or what?

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