Jake Johnson: Turtle, Bear, Total Snack

Thirst Aid Kit

Slate Podcasts

News, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The thing about Jake Johnson is: so. many. people. fancy. him! Is it because he legitimately looks like a guy you might bump into at your neighbourhood bar? Or is it because he serves up a specifically appealing mix of gruff, grumpy heat (with truly *superb* onscreen kiss abilities!) that just makes you want to join him on the sofa and rail at modern life? We discuss his many forms and charms, from New Girl, to Into the Spider-Verse via Easy etc. We also have a couple of original drabbles that might make you sweat a little. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman, and Bim is @bimadew. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. You can find show notes, gifs and so much more on our Tumblr at thirstaidkitpodcast.tumblr.com. Send us your own short drabbles! We’re at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I dip my into Jake's
0:03.1	so it can taste.
0:07.0	He makes a sound of surprise.
0:09.0	I smile wickedly,
0:11.0	close my eyes and
0:13.0	s**t.
0:14.0	That's what you do.
0:18.0	Alright.
0:19.0	Okay.
0:20.0	Have you ever thought,
0:22.0	oh, this water is too wet.
0:25.0	Or this beach is too sandy.
0:27.0	My name is Kristine.
0:28.0	And my name is Sandy.
0:29.0	And we're the host of Beach to
0:30.0	Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast
0:31.0	where we do dramatic readings
0:32.0	of the most wild and off the
0:33.0	wall reviews on the internet.
0:34.0	We find the funniest, real
0:35.0	reviews about everything from
0:37.0	Vegas weddings, matchmaking
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