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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Stephen enlists the team at “NCIS: Los Angeles” to help solve the mystery of who sells the best knitting supplies in all of Cleveland. The answer: Fine Points on Larchmere Blvd, the latest recipient of the #ColbertSmallBizBump. Stop by today or visit them on the web at https://finepoints.com. One of our all-time favorite guests, Jake Gyllenhaal, returns with an update on his sourdough starter and a sneak peek at his new animated film, “Strange Worlds,” which is in theaters now. He also has almost finished work on another exciting project: a reboot of the 1989 classic, “Roadhouse,” and he would be thrilled if Stephen Colbert would agree to make a cameo appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome, everybody, to the late show.
0:07.0	I am your host, Stephen Colbert, folks.
0:10.0	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13.0	Tomorrow, this being Wednesday, as we all know,
0:16.0	tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It's a special time.
0:19.0	When we gather with family and friends to share our gratitude
0:22.0	through America's traditional expression of love,
0:24.0	the food coma.
0:26.0	This year, your Thanksgiving might look a little different,
0:29.0	because prices are up on almost everything from frozen pie crusts
0:33.0	to pumpkin pie mix to a dozen dinner rolls.
0:36.0	Where there goes my favorite dessert, a dozen dinner rolls.
0:40.0	These high prices are caused by a variety of factors,
0:43.0	including the worn Ukraine high fuel prices.
0:46.0	But the number one factor, according to experts, is Hunter Biden's laptop.
0:51.0	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:04.0	But it's not just the supporting players.
1:06.0	It's also the star of the show, Tom Turkey.
1:08.0	In addition to inflation, a blight of avian flu
1:11.0	means that Thanksgiving 2022 is shaping up to be a tough one for Turkey.
1:16.0	To be fair, I'm pretty sure everything's giving
1:19.0	is a tough one for Turkey.
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